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Barry Grant

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Barry Grant

Barry Grant – one of the troublesome Grant family.  Typical scally, Barry would nick his own mum’s china if he thought he could get a few bob on it.  Barry left Brookside to turn over a new leaf.  Sadly, there wasn’t much call for Scouse pop stars (just ask Sonia) – so he went back to the soap an was eventually killed off.  Mr Grant was later seen in police drama The Bill, he was chucked out of the Met once they found out about his dodgy past.  Barry now owns a sausage factory in Cheshire.

Barack Obama

{ May 1, 2009 @ 12:48 pm } · { Uncategorized }
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Barack “Barry” Obama

 So after much ridicule and micky taking, the free world has finally recognised Barry in its rightful place.  Yes, son of a black man, but grand-daughter of a white man, Barack Obama is actually a Barry.  Barrys are on top of the world!!!!

Why did he change his name?  Well lets just imagine you were sat in the war room.  President of Russia and you decided you had enough of the americans invading your country with their fast food and rubbish cars.  When you are planning your strategic assault, would you really fear a man called Barry?

I wonder what other famous world figures are actually called Barry?  Is Berlusconi really Barry Berlusconi? Is Osama Bin Laden really, Barry Bin Laden?

Trust me, if either of those are true, we will be all over it.